Being in the bar always gives me a surreal feel, especially pouring out drinks and blending up magritas and daiquiris for the customers. Also pressing the coffee machine. Yeah. That too.
Chase the dream, not the competition.
Tread with caution.
(Source: devochkaa, via journey-of-a-male-fitness-model)
Being in the bar always gives me a surreal feel, especially pouring out drinks and blending up magritas and daiquiris for the customers. Also pressing the coffee machine. Yeah. That too.
I loved being made to not pay for things when I’m clearly paying for it. The moments when your date convinces you to split the check or pays for the food because you paid for the movie. That’s when I think I love about going out with you.
Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.
You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.
I have hope for the wizarding world again.
Yeah. That’s Ian-Fucking-Brown.
The Magic never ends.
(via wrong-url-motherfucker)
theperksofbeingateenagenarwhal:
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with
I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends
I wish I had friends
I wish I could knit
(via penguinize)
(Source: waveofsarcasticlove, via penguinize)
1952 Jaguar XK120 Roadster
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
(via rnaddison)